İnsanlar ne acaip…
70lerde Star Trek izleyip ben Klingonlu’yum diye ortalıkta gezinenler, son yıllarda Yüzüklerin Efendisi izleyip kendini elf zannedenler, her daim Elvis Presley fanatizmi yüzünden onun gibi giyinen zenciler, çinliler, şimdi de PlayStation tarihinin en güzel oyunlarından biri olan God of War‘ın kahramanı Kratos aslında benim diye kendine site açan bir denyo insanların ne kadar zayıf varlıklar olduğunun ispatı gibi önümüzde duruyor. Şuradaki videoyu izlerseniz oyunu oynamamış olsanız bile eğleneceğinize garanti verebilirim. “Lan anamıza küfrediyo olmasın bu dallama?” deyip de İspanyolca bilmediği için içi içini yiyenler aşağıda elemanın söylediklerinin İngilizce’sini bulabilirler.

“Hello mortals, I’m kratos, the real kratos, that warrior that fought–that mystical warrior that fought in the spartan war and beat Aries (ares?), the god of war, with the mystical pandora’s box. I want you to know one thing: this, what i’m using right now, is my new pandora’s box. I’m recording this video to denounce–because this is intolerable, it’s not normal that I had sold my life to aries, that son of a bitch of aries and along come you, yes sony playstation and steal my life without asking for my permission. You are a bunch of lamefaces; you are illicitly getting rich on my account and that’s why that, after living in the shadows for years and years and years, guardian of the chaos swords, eternally chained to them, I tell you if you don’t retire the game from the market and issue a public apology in a press conference, heads will roll just like when I shit my wife, fuck.” (spanish expression, don’t know how to translate that).

“Now you know, i’m going after you and if any of you attempts to go against me–that I’m not kratos–I will beat you all with aries’ reverse.” (I dunno what the hell he meant with that, but rest asured he will kick your asses with aries’ whatever)

“Heyaaa, ughh!! And if any of you still have something to say I will cut your head off with (something crap I didn’t understand, stupid spain spanish), hades’ cyclone, the chaos swords and poseidon’s fury!!!!!!!!!! Heya! Heya!”

Oyunu oynamış olanlara özel not: Dikkat edin videonun ortalarında kare, kare, üçgen yapmaya çalışıyor gariban.